being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords


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"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough."
- Albert Einstein (via psych-facts)
"I would ruin myself to fix you."
- (via rlyhigh)

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"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."
- Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)

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"The honeymoon phase never has to end."
- Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

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